Long live England

Happy Saint George's Day to all my fellow Englishmen and women, and my Catalan friends, Portuguese, Genoese, lepers, souldiers and everyone else for whom Saint George is a patron.

I know there are many living among us who hate the English and all we stand for, who like to tell us what English means, to insult us, call us racist, xenophobes etc just because we love our own country. Keep it up, you scum. Keep prodding the placid English dog, but woe betide you when he finally has had enough.