Showing posts with label Private jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Private jokes. Show all posts

Friday, 23 March 2012

Time running out for quixotic cult leader

In the wake of a massive online campaign to raise awareness, hopes are rising that an obscure and long-sought cult leader will finally be brought to justice, as agents from the elite 'Raccoon Squad' Common Purpose mercenary group close in.

Swiss Kony

The charismatic chief of the Libertarian and Swiss Constitutional Supporters Resistance Army has not been seen in years. Intelligence sources believe he has retreated into the deepest jungles of Somerset with a band of die-hard supporters, amongst whom it is held that he possesses magical powers, such as the ability to make accounting records disappear, and to enable him to exercise hypnotic control over software designers, who are then prepared to commit horrific acts of html coding, sustained only with empty promises.

Wednesday, 7 December 2011

Self-congratulation



There are, at most, two people out there who know why I am posting this tune. Well done, both of you!

Tuesday, 15 February 2011

Defending the faith

Eugen von Bohm Bawerk

I've decided that, in my new self-appointed position as Chairman of the Committee of Doctrinal Purity, my fellow libertarians need to pull their socks up. There's been far to much slackness over the last 100 years or so, and if we're going to get this revolution going, a bit more discipline is going to be required.

So, be forewarned, I will be passing amongst you with my measuring stick and checking beards to be the regulation length and style (see picture), and issuing fines accordingly, which, in keeping with the hard money principles of our exulted patriarchs, will be payable only in gold or silver.