Shoot first, apologise later

The evil terrorists have struck again in Afghanistan killing nine policemen ... oh no no ... sorry, that was us. Whoops.

Anyway, those evil terrorists killed four Afghan civilians in a mortar attack near the Pakistan border... oh no ... sorry, that was us again.

Never mind all that, the evil bastards wiped out a wedding party the other day, killing 47 civilians...wait a sec... shit. Sorry!

Still, at least we're dealing with the opium problem...