How to confuse a Guardian reader

Not particularly difficult a task, no doubt, but here's one way: Get the Pope to say something that they would ordinarily agree with, in this case he speaks out about the naked body scanners being set up in airports all around the (New) World (Order). Cue deluge of anti-catholic remarks, references to the persecution of cathars (ffs), spluttering rage that he should say anything at all, etc.

I for one applaud the Pope's comments.