Tuesday, 14 September 2010

The tories: change we can believe in ... that being no change at all

The idea that the new government represents a change of direction is rapidly descending from tragedy (their position regarding Brussels: namely on all fours with their trousers round their ankles, clutching a bottle of poppers) into farce, with Michael Gove's latest announcement, the only explanation for which I can suggest is that he found it doodled on a scrap of paper down the back of his office couch, where it slipped during a blue-sky imagineering wankathon under the last government. Or else he's had an attack of the vapours.


James Higham said...

Worse than farce, Trooper.

Trooper Thompson said...

At least they expose themselves.