Protect the public from these vile marketing deceptions

Showing their true colours: shades of grey

Political parties have long used marketing and branding to differentiate themselves from their competitors, misleading the public into believing that switching brands at the general election would lead to some kind of positive change, but the evidence confirms that they are all equally carcinogenic, and now pressure is mounting to reduce their ability to peddle this toxic product. According to Dr J. Bloggs of the Clapham Omnibus Research Institute: "They like to pretend that there's some kind of difference between them, but they're all a bunch of robbing bastards."

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