Tuesday, 9 August 2011

Memo to the Met

I hope to fuck that you are using these daylight hours to round up every toe rag you can get your hands on.

Don't pretend you haven't got the power. I have no idea how many times I've heard on the news that 'police are to be given new powers', but it's a lot.


You've got, no doubt, thousands of tip-offs from people telling them their neighbours were unloading looted goods last night. Act on them.

You know who they are. Some of them, you've already arrested 30 times. Start with these ones. Work on the assumption that they haven't turned over a new leaf.

For once, fuck the paperwork. Don't worry about it.

Say it got burnt.

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