Monday 5 September 2011

Government to investigate itself over Libyan documents

I'm sure we can all rest easy that the investigation into those documents which have turned up in Libya, including the pen-pal correspondence between Tony and Moammar, will be as thorough as ever such investigations are. Here's the script:

Investigator:
Now, Mr X, you are a senior operative in SIS, is that correct?

Mr X:
That is correct.

Investigator:
Is there any truth in these stories of collusion in torture and rendition?

Mr X:
Absolutely not.

Investigator:
Thank you Mr X. Thank you for putting our minds at rest.

Mr X:
Pleased to have been of service.

The End

1 comment:

James Higham said...

Self regulation in glorious technocolour.