A post over at Citizens United against Nannying Tyrants caught my eye, listing a few of the lunatic e-petitions that are apparently running, such as 'Ban Smoking', 'Ban drinking', 'Ban High Heels' etc, but this one is obviously taking the pee:
Ban Small Children From Cars
Small children in cars are dangerous. Their incessant cries of "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" are clearly a distraction to drivers who are forced to turn around - thus taking their eyes off the road - in order to slap said children about the knees (if such action is still legal) whilst shouting "Shut up!"
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