Don't look, children

Empowered by a government which sees no limit to its right to regulate our private lives (whilst gorging itself on the tobacco tax revenue), the do-gooder cock-sucker nicotine nazis march onward.

In Liverpool they are trying to slap an '18' certificate on any film in which people are smoking - I bet the cinemas are going to like that.

Elsewhere a doctor takes time off from starving old people to death, over-prescribing dangerous drugs to vulnerable people and infecting the rest of us with MRSI to call for smoking to be banned from cars to protect the children. As usual, the fake charity ASH chimes in with spurious and laughable 'facts', claiming:

"Smoking just one cigarette, even with the window open, creates a greater concentration of second-hand smoke than a whole evening's smoking in a pub or a bar."

And fellow fake charity BRAKE joins the circle jerk with this lie:

"Smoking while driving means people are not concentrating on the road".

Fuck all of you. I'd rather have a cigarette in my bouche than a Nazi cock.