Do you have a burning desire to protect vile predators from justice?
Do you have utter contempt for the public, with regard to their safety and opinions?
Are you prepared to overlook the most prodigious catalogue of crimes against the public good for a tuppence ha'penny sob story?
Do you enjoy dressing up in ridiculous costumes, all the while expecting to be taken seriously?
If any or all of the above apply to you, then a career in the Judiciary awaits!
2 comments:
Hmmmm, failed one or two of those. Will they still take me?
Hmm, not sure... you're not a freemason by any chance? That always helps.
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