Tuesday 27 October 2009

Job Section: Legal

Are you a colossal pervert, but as yet with no convictions?

Do you have a burning desire to protect vile predators from justice?

Do you have utter contempt for the public, with regard to their safety and opinions?

Are you prepared to overlook the most prodigious catalogue of crimes against the public good for a tuppence ha'penny sob story?

Do you enjoy dressing up in ridiculous costumes, all the while expecting to be taken seriously?

If any or all of the above apply to you, then a career in the Judiciary awaits!

2 comments:

James Higham said...

Hmmmm, failed one or two of those. Will they still take me?

Trooper Thompson said...

Hmm, not sure... you're not a freemason by any chance? That always helps.