"The Labour party stands on the verge of bankruptcy. We are more than £20m in debt, facing a long-term decline in membership and a crisis in funding."
Ho ho ho.
P.S. Prescott, why not ask one of those multi-millionaire troughers who enriched themselves at our expense during your woeful misrule of my beloved country, e.g. Mandelson or Blair?
(Hat tip: the Boiling Frog)