Thursday 11 November 2010

MEPs demand more scat

Jerzy Buzek, President of the European 'Parliament':
"Let the very bowels of the earth issue forth rivers of scat into my mouth"

No one knows what the fuck the so-called European 'Parliament' is for. No one, of course, except the legion of nobodies who infest it's scat-encrusted corridors. We've sent some daring souls to investigate, the likes of Farage, Hannon etc, but as yet no reason has been found for its existence, other than so the nobodies can engorge themselves at our expense. This being the case, you'd think they'd shut the fuck up and play it subtle. Seeing as almost no one pays them any attention, their endless coprophagic bachanalia could continue, but, drunk on the fumes from their fecal feast, they are becoming reckless. The peasants are awakening to their sickening crimes, and the fate of Baron de Rais awaits...

Hat tip: Muffled Vociferation

2 comments:

banned said...

The role of the EU 'Parliament ' is the same as that of the former USSR, to rubber stamp the edicts of the EU Präsidium thus giving a fraudulent veneer of democracy.

Trooper Thompson said...

I'm not sure. I think there is a fraudulent veneer of parasitical free-loading to cover their filthy, coprophagic crimes.