"I was just strolling out back of the Whitehouse, and there it was, nibbling at the roses. Well, I immediately leaped into action, and wrestled the creature to the ground. I let it go afterwards, because it seemed a bit sorry for itself, but it was definitely a unicorn."A spokesman revealed there is plenty of evidence backing up the discovery, but due to the immense credibility of the President, none of the world's media is expected to press for its release, although the usual tin-foil-hat-wearing conspiracy loons will no doubt unremain unconvinced.
Tuesday, 3 May 2011
The world is reeling with joy and wonder at the news President Obama managed to capture a unicorn, a creature hitherto believed to be mythical.